Today the public has a chance to sink their teeth into some vintage MACABRE nostalgia in the form of Jeff Boyardee's Old Fashioned Human Stew! This mysterious but wholesome canned delight was concocted by the band themselves in the Dahmer album era. As it reads on the label: "Finally a human stew prepared the way Jeff prepared it himself.  We start by individually hand-separating fresh humans. We smother the meat with a delightful assortment of seasoned spices and slow simmer with a variety of garden vegetables. The result is a wholesome and hearty meal that is delicious and satisfying. Jeff Boyardee Old Fashioned Human Stew is Macabre-licious."

 

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